So, what have movies taught you thus far?

Sorry, been busy with work and today, I'm rather free today. By the way, before I start, I just wanna say Pee is a uber bitch, epic cunt because he took my keys and left me lock in the house at 8:35am. IDIOT!


1. If you're a teenager don't bother camping near fucking lakes.
2. Being a huge former Mr Universe means you can avoid being hit by machine gun fire from countless badguys...
3. If you're in a lift and Bruce Willis gets in wearing a dirty white vest, probably best to leave the building.
4. Don't be the black guy or the jock or the asian. Well, for Asian, don't be in any movie unless you're Jackie Chan.
5. Shooting yourself in the mouth is a guaranteed cure for split personality disorder.

lol.

Phuket was immense! Beer as cheap as RM3. Liquor almost half the price, imagine, Green Label going for RM125, GlennFiddich going for RM145 zomg! There are even real girls in super short skirts dancing on bar tables and with that kind of entertainment, the beer there only costs RM9. Trannies are hotter than normal women. Prostitutes are everywhere. Massage was good shit. Tom Yam every meal. Never have I thought the 1st trip out of Malaysia will be Phuket and it's free! (No, Singapore is not a country).

Beach wasn't as good though. Corals are all dead due to the tsunami incident that struck about 4 years ago. Got some pictures. Will try to upload them tomorrow!
Have 1 picture in the intranet, from the director's DSLR! haha!


Beer & Football (click to enlarge)