Okay, first off, I was a big Max Payne fan when I had my AMD Athlon ThunderBird 1.0Ghz PC way back them. I spent ruthless hours to complete the game. And was kind of excited they made a movie based on the game.
I will never ever watch a movie made based on a game. First it was Hitman. Though I've never played Hitman, I seen the gameplay. Now, Max Payne. Hitman was bad. Max Payne, Epic Fail! As far as I can remember, Hitman was action packed, despite the dodgy storyline, which I myself couldn't really remember. All I can remember, yea, Hitman's storyline was too cheesy.
As for Max Payne, I told Kenny, "This will surely be better than Hitman". To my dissapointment, the storyline faced a massive change, there was ONLY 2 "stop/slow-time" action in the whole movie. The only similarities the movie and the game has are the sets, mood, and the snow flakes! *spaz*
I'd recommend all of you who's in here and have not watched the movie, save yourselves! Save your 8bucks or so, and also save 80minutes of your life. Do something else. Still, I'm guessing the 80minutes spent in the cinema is way better than watching Tottenham play if I was a Spurs fan. Lost again? Damn!
Alright, Spurs joke?
"Whilst playing Scrabble, I managed to put together Tottenham Hotspurs! I was utterly gutted when it was only worth 2 fucking points!"
"Spurs, have more red cards than points in the league thus far this season..."
Sad isn't it? I'd feel sorry if they haven't been boasting and boasting about themselves definitely breaking into the top 4 this season even before the season started. And now, everyone's LOL-ing at you Spurs, and Gary! LOLGARY! MOTHERGOD!
K, I've officially joined Pushmore! I'm RM500 poorer! Got myself an iPod from Jon, RM300 poorer, yet to pay =/ ! Now, I don't need cd's in my car no more! w00t!
So, Max Payne...anyone?
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Hi I'm ken.
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Oct 24, 2008
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hahaha....and u still owe Jerm 12 bux! XD
What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win? Turns off the Xbox.
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